Hey do you know what the hottest trend is right now?
Baby Goo... on the shoulders.
How do you get such a lovely accessory?
Just carry around a baby or toddler after he has eaten a cookie and "Whala...Baby Goo!"
SPECIAL TIP: It does help if your little one has a cold and has constant drip of snot running down his nose... that really adds a nice accent to your ensemble.